Funny Dad Jokes

My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young for hare loss.

I couldn’t decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think through it. Two heads are better than one.

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime-mates!

I’m well-prepared for a cashless society. Having kids already has me there.

The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker. Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.