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#156
Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.
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#157
What'd the buffalo say to his son that was leaving for college? Bison
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#172
If I don't perfect human cloning I won't be able to live with myself!
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#185
Last night my wife and I watched two movies back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
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#193
I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.
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#203
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
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#204
I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there!
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