Funny Dad Jokes

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.

My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

We owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping people off the streets for years!

I've had so many derailments working as a train engineer, it's hard to keep track!