Funny Dad Jokes

My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

We owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping people off the streets for years!

The toilet has been stolen from the local police station. Police say they've got nothing to go on.

I've had so many derailments working as a train engineer, it's hard to keep track!