Funny Dad Jokes

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me. I have to duet alone.

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark...

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.

Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.