Funny Dad Jokes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia! Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body. I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."

I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor. I suppose it's probably a knight mare.

To the thief who stole all my cans of red bull, I don't know how you can sleep at night.

I recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.