Funny Dad Jokes

My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore.

I just had a near sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.

Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.

Why do riot police go to work early? To beat the crowd!

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it? Envelope

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.

My wife just said, “It’s over”, started walking out on me, and I just sat there. I really enjoy watching the end credits.