Funny Dad Jokes

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.

My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...

What do you call a belt of watches? A waste of time.