Funny Dad Jokes

Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
What do you call a belt of watches? A waste of time.
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