Funny Dad Jokes

Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
What does a house wear to a party? Address
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT. Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
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