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#457
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
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#336
What does a house wear to a party? Address
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#678
Florida
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
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#683
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
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#365
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
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#221
We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT. Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.
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#305
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
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