Funny Dad Jokes

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?

My son is using a calculator, a spreadsheet, an abacus and a slide rule to work out 32/8...he's got a lot to answer four.

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.