Funny Dad Jokes

Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread. It's a naan stick pan.

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"

My son is using a calculator, a spreadsheet, an abacus and a slide rule to work out 32/8...he's got a lot to answer four.

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.