Funny Dad Jokes

I'm in a bad mood today. Why? because my neighbor attacked me with milk yogurt and cheese. Really? Yes I know how dairy!?

Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

I called my wife and asked her if I should pick up Fish and Chips on the way home from work and she hung up on me. She's still mad she let me name the kids.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.