Funny Dad Jokes

I've been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament but it's really difficult. Good players are hard to find.

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

The only good time to yell “I have diarrhea” is when you are playing scrabble because it is worth a buttload of points.

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people in Abu Dhabi do!

I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen!

I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.

The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.