Funny Dad Jokes

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and I right.

My friend wanted to marry his English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

Ever since my wife and I bought a waterbed, we've slowly drifted apart.