Funny Dad Jokes

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "y'know, one would have been enough..."
Robber: “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Teller: "Don't you mean history?" Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
The sitcom about airplanes never took off, because the pilot was terrible.
Why is it a bad idea to share your secrets with a clock? Time will tell.
I was gonna tell a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.
Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire, but Quasimodo has a hunch...
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"
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