Funny Dad Jokes

My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."