Funny Dad Jokes

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
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