Funny Dad Jokes

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.

I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.