Funny Dad Jokes

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."