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#356
My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...
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#460
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
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#686
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
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#328
I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
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#358
Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.
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#451
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
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#334
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
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