Funny Dad Jokes

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
How did I get out of Iraq? Iran
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
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