Funny Dad Jokes

Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...