Funny Dad Jokes

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two

Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."