Funny Dad Jokes

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.

We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT. Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran