Funny Dad Jokes

The problem with Nearly Headless Nick is that he’s a poorly executed character.

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too!

How do you say "'Sup Dog?" in Japanese? Konichihuahua

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...

Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.