Funny Dad Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.

My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore!

A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.

I bought a value laxative at the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.