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#363
The guy who stole my diary died today. My thoughts are with his family.
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#484
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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#487
I just spent a whole bunch of money on a limo only to find out it didn't include the driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
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#644
I have been so bored without any sports due to COVID-19, so I have resorted to watching worms getting killed in my back yard by birds.... The Cardinals are leading the Blue Jays 5-3
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#669
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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#672
Seven has "even" in it. That's odd...
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#685
No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
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