Funny Dad Jokes

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn". Stupid firemen...

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

Today I learned that author Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I'm all about raisin awareness!

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!

My wife accused me of having zero empathy. I don't understand why she feels that way.