Funny Dad Jokes

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 vases and a jug and they turned out great!

Prison is more than just a word. It's a sentence.

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had!