Corny Dad Jokes

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.

The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.