Corny Dad Jokes

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.
I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
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