Corny Dad Jokes

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.