Corny Dad Jokes

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually, she came around.

Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...

Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career. I haven't heard from him since.

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.