Corny Dad Jokes

What does a house wear to a party? Address

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.