Corny Dad Jokes

What does a house wear to a party? Address
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
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