Corny Dad Jokes

Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...

The rate at which wood burns in a fireplace can be calculated with a log function.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

Did you see Trump's State of the Union speech? Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.