Corny Dad Jokes

What does a house wear to a party? Address
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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