Corny Dad Jokes

My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red? He looked outside and said it was going to rain. His wife asked, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I'm all about raisin awareness!
My kids grew up and don't listen to me anymore. Now they’re just somebody that I used to no.
I've got a friend who is obsessed with Santa's helpers. He's so elf centered!
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