Corny Dad Jokes

What do lawyers wear to work everyday? Their lawsuit!
What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup...then had the biggest vowel movement ever.
My son asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression. I said, “Absolutely!” He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, “That’s Superman!” He replied, “Thanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"
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