Corny Dad Jokes

I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body. I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
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