Corny Dad Jokes

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!” She is watching our wedding video again...
So I knocked over a stack of glasses at the optometrist today & everyone turned around. I guess it was a spectacle.
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said "sure, knock yourself out."
Do backwards poets write inverse?
It's muggy outside, but inside it's burglary.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "they're right behind you."
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