Corny Dad Jokes

What do lawyers wear to work everyday? Their lawsuit!
6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.
What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
A mime was arrested after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm. He still has the right to remain silent.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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