Corny Dad Jokes

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.
My Wife is freaking out about the coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I'm two hours late and I'm not even a fan of Jim Carey.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.
A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
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