Corny Dad Jokes

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.
Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
I'm a scientist studying the effects of THC on shorebirds and I'm very thorough. I'll leave no tern unstoned.
I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.
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