Corny Dad Jokes

I buy my guns from a T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer
Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.
I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.
The English language would be horrible without conjunctions. No ifs, ands, or buts.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.
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