Corny Dad Jokes

My son told me he didn't understand cloning. I told him, "that makes two of us."
I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet? I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia! Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.
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