Corny Dad Jokes

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!
What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
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