Corny Dad Jokes

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
You know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.
My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red? He looked outside and said it was going to rain. His wife asked, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I'm all about raisin awareness!
What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond? The latter.
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