Corny Dad Jokes

Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It was my longest running joke of the year.
Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.
I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
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