Corny Dad Jokes

What did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!

A man called his twin brother from prison. He says, “hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”

When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.

Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.

Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.