Corny Dad Jokes

I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.

What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...

How are Australians coping with Coronavirus toilet paper shortages? Bidet mate!

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.

Finland has closed their borders and the Olympics will be cancelled. Looks like nobody will be crossing the Finnish line!

If you spend a lot of time around someone who tells corny jokes, you’re at risk of getting the groana-virus. Since there’s no vaccine, doctors say laughter is the best medicine.