Corny Dad Jokes

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I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

I've had so many derailments working as a train engineer, it's hard to keep track!

I bought a value laxative at the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.