Corny Dad Jokes

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.

My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. The next diaper change could spell disaster.

Puns make numb. Math puns make me number.

I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

What do you call a can opener that's broken? A can't opener.