Corny Dad Jokes

Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and saw!

Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today, but it's up there.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I just got back from China; I feel pretty disoriented.

Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.