Corny Dad Jokes

I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor. I suppose it's probably a knight mare.

After it’s spent a hard day protecting my phone I take my OtterBox off. I rest my case.

My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.

I’m trying to convince my wife to get me a Segway for my birthday, but every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.

I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.

Me: Did you steal my thesaurus? Horse: nope

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.