Corny Dad Jokes

Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.

What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career. I haven't heard from him since.

My Wife is freaking out about the coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I'm two hours late and I'm not even a fan of Jim Carey.