Corny Dad Jokes

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought, "That's just spam."

To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.

I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite, but I ended up picking 7 Up.

My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

I only let my kids play the intro's to computer games, it's character building.