Corny Dad Jokes

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

My drug dealer cracks me up. Seriously, he's not mething around!

A mime broke is left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent.

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...

A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46. The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”