Corny Dad Jokes

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

My drug dealer cracks me up. Seriously, he's not mething around!

A mime broke is left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent.

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...