Corny Dad Jokes

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday, but don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888. That way when people ask for it, I tell them 12345678.

My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable your averages are. The Ns justify the means.

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my first pair of glasses. Life before that was a blur.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

There is a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They'll be so disappointed when they get to the season finale and it's not a cliff-hanger.