Corny Dad Jokes

My ex and I never went to the gym. Our relationship didn't work out.

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, I mean, all I did was take a day off.

My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders.

I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.

What do you call a soda researcher? A fizzisist!

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!