Corny Dad Jokes

My friend David just lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT. Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.

"Do you expect me to bleach?" "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dye."

My doctor said I have a serious problem with vocalizing my emotions. I can't say that I'm surprised.

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.

I hate cliffhangers because

Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.