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#206
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
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#207
Bullets are really weird because they only do their job after they’re fired.
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#208
Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon, will cure it.
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#210
Took the shell off my racing snail today. Thought it might speed him up, but if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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#213
I have to confess, this isn't my real hair. It's a toupee passed on to me from my dad. It's kind of a family hairloom.
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#215
What do you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler.
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#216
My wife said I'm lacking empathy. I don't understand why she feels that way!
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