Corny Dad Jokes

Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

People say "icy" is really easy to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

My friend wanted to marry his English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

I just got back from a knife convention. Was great to see all the cutting edge technology!

What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

Today, when my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears... It's been so many years and he still doesn't know my actual name.

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion