Corny Dad Jokes

My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and I right.

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't put it down!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The P is silent.

Elevators really freak me out, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.

I've got a class for learning how to make ice cream. I just love Sunday School!

Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.