Corny Dad Jokes

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

I went to the zoo the other day and saw a caged baguette. The sign said it was bread in captivity.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

I give free math tutoring in algebra & calculus, but not geometry. That's where I draw the line.

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows

I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!

I was just diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple!