Corny Dad Jokes

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.

I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.

The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually, she came around.

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

I don't think our kids are spoiled. I think most probably smell that way.