Corny Dad Jokes

I googled cigarette lighter and got 11,700,00 matches. Now I don't need the lighter.

My archaeologist friend has been depressed lately. His life is really in ruins.

Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.

I just got myself a universal remote. This changes everything!

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?

The best time on a clock is 6:30, hands down.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.