Corny Dad Jokes

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

I met a nun who always wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit.

I have an ex who was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what she's up to now.

I think that might be the deepest book I ever read. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was great!

I learned recently that diarrhea is genetic. It's true! It runs in your jeans.

I heard Peter Dinklage was robbed by a pickpocket. Who could stoop so low?

Indian restaurants are naan profit.