Corny Dad Jokes

The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind your back.

My brother named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message online...

I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.

I just got back from a Transformers convention and boy are my arms tires.

When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.