Corny Dad Jokes

My wife always says the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I love her to death, but she's a terrible surgeon.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!

Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!

I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

How did the people behind the latest hack escape? They ransomware.

RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.