Corny Dad Jokes

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.
Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
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