Corny Dad Jokes

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

My car battery just quit working. I guess it had a terminal illness.

Do you know what the least spoken language in the world is? Sign language!

If you send an e-mail to someone in jail, are you allowed to attach a file?

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!