Corny Dad Jokes

A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".

You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

We owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping people off the streets for years!

My kid wanted to get a spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive. I can get a real cheap one off the web.

How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings? A buck an ear.