Corny Dad Jokes

How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.

How do trees go online? They just log-in.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.