Corny Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare

How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.

How do trees go online? They just log-in.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.