Corny Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible!
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
How do trees go online? They just log-in.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
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