Corny Dad Jokes

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.
6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot, breathe!"
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