Corny Dad Jokes

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.