Corny Dad Jokes

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!