Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!