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#134
Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.
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#200
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
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#203
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
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#350
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
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#357
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
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#459
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
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#50
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
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