Corny Dad Jokes

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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