Corny Dad Jokes

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, I mean, all I did was take a day off.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"