Corny Dad Jokes

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
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