Corny Dad Jokes

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

My car battery just quit working. I guess it had a terminal illness.

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!