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#357
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
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#203
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
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#200
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
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#50
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
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#230
I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
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#470
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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#409
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.
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