Corny Dad Jokes

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
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