Corny Dad Jokes

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.
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