Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.