Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
I went to the store the other day to by some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, I mean, all I did was take a day off.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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