Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
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