Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
My car battery just quit working. I guess it had a terminal illness.
Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.
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