Corny Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

My car battery just quit working. I guess it had a terminal illness.

Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.