Corny Dad Jokes

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

I made a website to cheer up depressed tennis players, but the servers are still down.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

I was trying to come up with jokes about golf, but they were all subpar.

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!