Corny Dad Jokes

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

The movie theater near us bans large bags to keep people from smuggling in food, but I've got a few Twix up my sleeve.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.