Corny Dad Jokes

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

I tried to explain to my son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. He still won't stop making fun of me though.

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.